💩 Bitcoin is too expensive so I will buy another shit coin

Just found a solution. There's a new cheap crypto. Its called Satoshi and it's pegged to Bitcoin. 

1 Satoshi = 0.00026 USD only (today 1 bitcoin = $26,000).

Don't fall for other cryptos because they are cheaper on a per unit basis. Per unit price means nothing. Each bitcoin is further divisible into 8 decimals and the smallest unit is call Satoshi. So:
1 bitcoin = 100,000,000 Satoshis. 

If you find bitcoin expensive, buy Satoshis (Sats) 😃.

Buy bitcoin or stack sats, it's the same!